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Showing posts with label pets. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pets. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Replaceable

Today Bitty and I enjoyed the beautiful weather with a picnic at a park, just the two of us.  It was perfect.  It was so quiet and peaceful, as we were the only ones there.  The main attraction of this park is a lovely rose garden, and the last of the summer blooms greeted us with their dazzling color.  We listened to the birds chirping and felt the breeze brush over us.  I watched as Bitty crawled through the grass, every so often turning to look back at me as if to say, "Can I keep going, mama?"  She doesn't get to do this much--the landscape around our townhome is filled with some type of bugs that feast on us both like we're their last meal.  She was very interested in the sensory experience of the prickly green grass beneath her, and at one point stopped and spent a good fifteen minutes pulling clumps of it out of the ground, until finally she decided to take a bite of the soil wrapped around the roots.  Judging from the look upon her face afterwards, I don't think she'll be doing that again.

We returned home and I carried my sleepy baby to the front door, and as I got my key out, she suddenly perked up and started huffing a breathy "huh huh huh huh huh."  She continued as we walked inside, where the dogs, as they always do, welcomed us home with their excited panting, "huh huh huh huh."  And it clicked!  Bitty anticipated the dogs' reaction and was mimicing them!  I was so amazed!  I bent down with Bitty to the dogs' level, and the four of us shared a moment of panting together, which Bitty found extraordinarily amusing. 

As I took her upstairs to get ready for her nap, I thought about my efforts to teach Bitty sign language.It has been discouraging; she is always interested in her toy, or her food, or her sippy cup whenever I'm trying to sign ball or eat or more or drink. I was beginning to think that it was all pointless, that she clearly wasn't ready to communicate in this way.  But now, I started to think that maybe I was pointless.  Lucy and Riley taught Bitty her first sign.  The dogs are better at this than I am.   

Lucy and Riley will be charging $45 an hour to conduct sign language lessons with your baby.  Group discounts are available.  Please call to schedule your appointment today.

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Group Exercise

The weather has been in the low 90s more than usual this summer, and in Virginia that means it is niiiiiiiiiiiice.  I've been trying to get outside to run with the baby often, and the dogs have made it clear that they don't appreciate being left behind.

Taking pity upon them I decided to bring them along.  I think the story is best told in pictures, so I have taken the liberty of making a photographic recreation for your viewing pleasure.


Oh boy, it's a lovely day, I think I'll go for a run.  Let me get out the stroller. 

Can we come too?

 Ok, the dogs can come.  Let me get all situated....

And they push past me to run out the front door as I'm taking the baby out to the stroller.

Stop.  Wait.  Come back.

Immediately they began  sprinting around our "front yard," ready to accost any living creature in sight.  Our dogs do not listen to me whatsoever, so I lured them by telling them we were going to go bye-bye on a car ride.


Riley thinks his role is pressing the gas pedal

Falls for it every time


Before I know it I'm running with two dogs and a jogging stroller . . .


It was rough at first.....this one had the poop, the other one had to pee.  Then this one had to poop some more.  Eventually we fell into our stride.  But then Riley got tired.


Riley rode like this a mile and a half.  I am not joking.

So how is your summer going?

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Dogs For Sale

Two dogs for sale, they will go to the highest bidder.

Riley and Lucy bark all the time and I'm sick of it.  These dogs insist on pure silence in the neighborhood.  They bark when they hear a car.  They bark when they hear a person.  They bark when they hear stuff that I certainly can't hear. 

It's crazed, vicious, rabid barking. 

What's that?  A door closed?  Better bark like we're going to tear someone limb from limb.   

Bitty isn't phased as long as she and the dogs aren't in the same room.  But, since the mutts follow me around like they have me on a leash, that doesn't actually happen all too often.

I tried to train them with treats.  No success.  I try to redirect them.  I yell at them.  I spray them with water.  It's all in vain.

I decided today that when if Bitty is napping, they were going to get locked up in the bedroom.  I can't handle them waking this insomniac child once more.

This should not be too dreadfully punishing; if the dogs aren't following me around, they frequently go on up on their own accord for a nap of their own.  In addition, we all sleep in there.  Riley, Lucy, and Marley sleep in bed with Mark and me, and Sophie in her Pack N Play.  The irony that our pets consume half the space in our bed each night while our first born child is soon to be banished to the crib in her nursery is not lost on me.

Yet, still, they hate being shut in there.  But that's what they deserve when they insist on psychotic barking for most of the day. 

During Bitty's nap today, the dogs were in the bedroom maybe forty-five minutes when I made my way up there with the vacuum.  This is what I found.


A school bag had been hanging on the doorknob since November 22nd.


Riley, at least, has a conscience.  He immediately hid under the bed as soon as I opened the door.

GUILTY

Lucy, however, lacks all morality.

No remorse

Saturday, October 30, 2010

Most Expensive Energy Bar Ever

This story is about my first, original baby, my dear Riley. 

Riley is my ten year old Jack Russell/Rat Terrier mix.  I've had him since I was a college junior, and through some of the most major transitions in my life.  We've moved nine times, seven of which were within a four year time span.  I've had him through undergrad, graduate school,  my first "real, big-girl" job (which involved a move of just the two of us more than 600 miles from anyone we knew), first home ownership, our wedding, and now my first pregnancy.  He is my baby. 

Yes, Riley is my precious, but he is also a little menace.  In fact, I could probably start another blog to regale you with tales of his antics.  And there are many people who could add their two cents, because I am not the only person whom Riley has terrorized with his mischief.  This weekend, I'll add a few stories about Riley's past shenanigans in the comments section below, and if anyone reading has one to add, please do so.

Riley has always been mischievous on his own, and now that we have Lucy, our two-year-old Great Pyranees/Lab mix, it's double the trouble.  I suspect with near certainty that it was Lucy who was the ringleader in the incident on Thursday.

Mark had commented that he wanted to try some of those Clif energy bars;  he thought it would be a good pre- or post- run snack.  So I bought him a small assortment at the grocery store last week.

The bars were sitting out on the kitchen counter awaiting Mark's sampling.  Lucy, apparently bored with the usual bark-at-squirrels, terrorize-the-mailman, eat-the-mail, take-a-nap routine that she usually does while we are at work, decided to do a little counter surfing.  Over the course of her perusing, she happened upon the Clif bars--pushed against the spot where the counter meets the wall--and snagged two of them. 



Could she really smell them through the wrapper?  Or was she just being nosy?  Who knows.  I came home from work that day to find both of these wrappers torn to shreds, and the contents devoured.  

As you can see, both of these bars contain chocolate, which everyone knows is toxic to dogs.  But, neither of my dogs are inexperienced when it comes to chocolate (told you they were mischievous), and I knew that they both had a fairly high tolerance for it.  I expected some, ahem, gastrointestinal upset, and was just hoping that it would find it's way outside and not on the carpet that we just had steam cleaned last month.

The next morning, I awoke to find Riley sleeping in Lucy's pink doggie bed, which is quite uncharacteristic for him (he usually sleeps in bed with us, under the covers and in between our legs).  He was shaking, but it was chilly in the house that morning, and Riley is an inherently cold dog anyway, so I covered him up with a blanket, finished getting ready, and left for work.

I came home early that afternoon;  I had an OB appointment and took a half day off from work.  When I arrived, Riley came crawling up from the basement, ears back, tail down, his eyes bugging out and looking at me pleadingly.  Uh Oh, I thought.  What did you do?  I interpreted this as his I-did-something-bad guilty look.  I took him outside, and he did not perk up, but continued walking crouched-down, and it became clear that he was in pain.  I had never seen him act quite like this. 

By now, I was pretty concerned.  I thought about Riley's quivering that morning, which I had previously thought were just chilled shivers, and realized that he had been suffering all day.  I called Mark and told him all about the situation, and since I had to get to my OB appointment, he called the vet, who recommended that we bring Riley in immediately.  Mark hurried home from work to take Riley to the doggie ER. 

The vet asked Mark the typical questions that one does when trying to initially assess a pet's ailment.  Had he eaten? (no, but that's not unusual;  Riley sometimes goes anorexic for a few days, and then binges for a day or two).  Was he drinking? (no, but he hardly ever drinks).  Did he have diarrhea? (yes, but he does at least once a week).  Riley is a very finicky dog.  Then there were the questions about the energy bar ingredients.

It turns out that chocolate wasn't the only ingredient that we should have been concerned with in those Clif bars.  Macadamia nuts, and especially raisins (in the mountain mix one), are also toxic to dogs.  The raisins are what the vet was worried about.  They can cause kidney and/or pancreatic failure in dogs.  Since we didn't know how many raisins were in the bars, or which dog ate what, the vet recommended blood tests, IV fluids, and overnight hospitalization so that they could monitor Riley for either of these.

And so, Riley spent the night in the ER, and all the while I thought about how devestating it would be if something happened to him.  And how guilty I would feel for not putting the energy bars in the kitchen cabinet.  I cried at the thought.  My baby.

The vet called us around 9:00 PM to report that Riley's blood tests came back ok--no kidney or pancreas failure.  But, sometimes this can be undetected for a few days, so they would continue to monitor him over the night to be sure that he was getting better.  His x-rays had shown that he was a little gassy, and bloodwork indicated that he was a bit dehydrated, so they would keep him on fluids through the night.  Things sounded like they would be ok.

At 5:15 Saturday morning, I awoke to the sound of my phone ringing.  Who could be calling so early?  It had to be the vet.  My phone was charging downstairs, so I rushed to answer, but was unable to get there before it went to voicemail.  I figured that they would be calling Mark next, so I rushed back upstairs, just as his phone was beginning to vibrate (he never has it on ring).  "Here!"  I shook him awake.  "I think it's the vet!  There must be something wrong with Riley!"  I was petrified.  Did Riley's kidney's fail?  Did his heart stop?  Is he in pain?  I mean, why else would they call at 5 AM?

I'll tell you why.  To report that Riley had eaten, and was now resting comfortably.  He was ready to go home any time now; but, before 8:00 AM or we would be charged for another half-day hospital stay. 

$1,000 (yes, that's one-thousand dollars) later, we can now confidently say that the Clif bars had caused a massive case of indigestion in Riley.  He is now happily rehydrated, thanks to the overnight IV, and his gas pains relieved by the medicine the vet had given him.  And, we have learned the very, very, very hard (and expensive) way to put our energy bars in a cabinet. 

Riley was so happy to arrive back at home, and immediately resumed his post guarding the house from squirrels.


His discharge instructions directed him to rest indoors for the remainder of the day, and Riley has been following doctor's orders.



And I still can't believe that it cost $1,000 to find out that our dog has the sh#&s.

Sunday, October 17, 2010

Friday, August 27, 2010

Product Quality Tester II

Thanks for the buggy,Sarah and Marty!  Riley gives it a thumbs up and will be breaking it in for Bitty.


Our neighbors think we're crazy.  They're probably right.
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